May 2013
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
Waiting for mah nails to dry is not fun.
My kid makes me laugh.
Me: Audrey, you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Audrey: I know, I'm a mermaid.
Finally watching silverlings playbook.
So I cleaned my entire house, and then showered, was able to blow dry my hair pluck my eyebrows, paint my nails, and give myself a mini facial. I never get this kind of time do do things for myself.
Also, tonight is adventure time night, so today has been super awesome.
kaylinraee:
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
I can literally feel that feeling in my teeth from reading this
lea-michele:
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
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